Your greatest challenge is…
resisting the tendency to proselytize
The way forward is…
to understand that compelling or forcing others to listen to your viewpoint will just alienate them.
You’re drawn to people born on…
March 21 to April 20
You are both sensitive,…
Barney the fucking purple dinosaur
I remember an episode of Barney (the fucking purple dinosaur) from my daycare days. They spend the episode talking about how shortcuts in life never really turn out to make your life that much easier, and that you always end up spending more time correcting your errors than you would have in the first place.
2013 is going to be my year
After all my friends bailed on a New Years trip to Bahston to see My Morning Jacket, I posted a Craigslist ad to see my three extra tickets. I sold the first two to a couple who has seen the band once before, and for the last ticket, I made a separate Craigslist posting on the bus on my way up.
“Since I only have one ticket and it’ll be New Years, you have to be my date… No creepers!”
When my friend tells me I’m going to be the crazy aunt
Heaven is full of belly rubs and beanbag chairs, Snausages and cold feet for your warm body to sleep on.
Rest in peace.
Heineken (aprx 1999-2012)